My advice to anyone that has irregular lumps or bumps around the dithers and dathers then they should go to the doctor immediately. But if you don’t do anything about them then you’ll never get anymore action from the girlies and if the boys find out they won’t want to touch the girls. So bite the bullet and go into the doctor to tell them of your suspicions. The doctor may ask you to drop you pants and shoe you but you’ll just have to be brave and do the right thing. They recommend informing all of your previous sexual partners too which I think would just be even more embarrassing than going to the doctor.

There are plenty of ways to get them removed though for girls it is a bit trickier. Ladies will require laser burning or freezing. With men these options are also true but there are plenty of other option too. I took the quick and painless way out by having the biggest of the warts injected with an anti viral wart killer and they were all gone within a week. I could have gotten some wart acid paint that you pain on each wart but that would mean a trip to the pharmacy and an embarrassing encounter with the cute girl behind the counter.

The doctor can also liquid nitrogen them off, there are creams and herbal remedies but I still liked the idea of the anti viral genital wart removal injections because they were discrete, quick and relatively painless. Also because the injection actually kills the virus instead of masking it. If you have warts then don’t spread them around either have them removed or go without until they go away. But be warned that could take years before they go away themselves.