The doctor told me straight away that I had genital warts. I kind of knew myself but had to make sure that I got the right diagnosis otherwise I might have ended up treating something entirely wrong. Because I only had a few of the warts on my penis the doctor froze them off right there at the clinic with a little genital wart removal air gun that shoots out nitric oxide or something that freezes the warts, roots and all. After about a week from the doctors’ appointment the warts fell of themselves and they never returned.
The warts never returned I think because I never slept with that same girl again. We had met in a night club and foolishly had unprotected sex about an hour after we hooked up. I should have known that a girl that was so easy would have had a disease. I knew I should have worn a condom but in the passion and drunkenness of the moment neither of us cared about protection. I never saw her again which is probably good because I don’t know what I would have said to her for giving me genital warts.

